lollerskater

Well I've finally finished writing the report of the event, it's gonna be posted on the website soon...I hope. I'm in a dilemma right now, I've managed to get my hands on some invites for next friday's we love house at zouk. But seriously folks, it's dangerously close to the exams! Ain't that a bitch. I'm currently in the midst of doing my powerpoint presentation for marketing. Expect my group to come out in a tour de force of marketing prowess tomorrow! I hope everyone works out their parts...especially Mr. Trin.

Yes especially Mr. Trin.

I checked out some skates after school with my sis and her bf at queensway and got magically drawn to the sneaker shops. I've come under the spell of sneaker envy at the moment. I peaked out a pair of sweet air trainer lows!! Sneakers have been a perpetual money sucker in my life. Everytime I tell myself I'm going to quit the whole shoe game a newer nicer one comes along.

Sigh.

Christopher.

I just got back from the gig, it was good shit.
Fresh sounds coming out of DJ KoFlow...wow! Insane Scratch Skillz! I loved it. As you all may know I'm not much of a fan for RnB and hiphop. But the mixes were insane. Especially from the British Duo Herbaliser. Expect a full report from me on http://www.frontallabs.com , I got to meet many familiar faces some of whom I haven't seen in such a long time!

And yes there were many pictures taken!
Here's my attempt to take an artsy out of focus shot with my cheapo Nikon digital camera.


No regrets it was a good gig...too bad it's a school nite.

Christopher.

Ok…there were many plans that were in the works for today. We were all suppose to go have dinner after school to celebrate stef’s birthday, but the unexpected happened. Anyways girl I hope you feel better ok, no reason for anyone to feel like that on her birthday. We’ll cheer you up tomorrow, I promise!

So me and MARA, or more rather MARA and I went to town today. We got stef a little something. And thanks to my superb bargain hunting skills we managed to get some surplus to buy a cake!!! It’s a damn nice cake. It’s currently stored in the crevices of MARA’s fridge…Don’t eat ah! I bet I will find finger marks all over it tomorrow, stealing gobs of fudge for her pleasure. With the cake laced with all her FINGER/BELLY BUTTON/TOE/ARMPIT JAM, I hope it’s even edible after that.

The intellectually challenged lot of you might be wondering WTF is FINGER/BELLY BUTTON/TOE/ARMPIT JAM, well here’s a definition courtesy of www.urbandictionary.com…jam can be used interchangeably to other crevices of the human body.

toe jam
the tiny treats that accumulate between the toes of attractive female feet. That gray-brown shit that accumulates between your toes.
Primarily composed of dead skin cells, sock fluff and sweat.

"I enjoy eating the tasty toe jam I find between DragonLily's toes at the end of the day."

"You eat your toe jam? No. No. That's way too disgusting."

Well I brought MARA to my shop and she presumed…like everyone else…that I sold shit like merlions and fucking orchids. Just cuz I’m located in a friggin’ hotel and defined as a gift shop don’t mean I sell souvenirs!! It ain’t like that ok!!!! KNN MERLION! Anyways I hope your parents come, I will give them discount nice nice.

School today well was a breeze. I had some eye candy in the form of my psych teacher.

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TAKE OFF THAT JACKET????

We discussed about freud and other useless bits of information like such. But honestly I really do enjoy her lessons, not cuz I think she's a MILF, but also because it's very intellectually stimulating...among other things.

After that I took -*meow meow*-, cat fish meow meow to go do her SIM application. Don’t worry so much ok, accounting and finance is a very desirable course to be taking and I’m sure you’ll do fine. You've only got one more paper to go and I'm sure you'll breeze through it, after that it's party perpetual central!

So ain’t no exercising for me today. I’m at home now and just had my dinner, gonna get ready to go off to that place to cover the event. I’m not even sure where it is, except for the fact that it’s near liquid room.
Hopefully I’ll come back with interesting stories and pictures!!!!

In the meantime…


Enjoy.

Christopher.

I met up with Justin and LOLa in town today. Went walking around and brought them to my parents shop...thanks to my superlative salesman skills (yes I love alliterations), I mangaged to sell a nice crystal bracelet to LOLa! Come over and buy more please.

I just got back from a long day of skating with my Blah-Der Justin from school. It was all good until he crashed into a small girl. The screams still echo in my traumatised mind. But thank goodness the girl was ok. Justin however was not. Bearing in mind the fact that my Blah-Der is a speedster on his bicycle, crashing into a small girl on a small bike ain't no pretty sight.

I'm happy like bird because I got back my paper on American Pluralism...I for an A!!! W00T W00T! Song song ka le gong! Wheeee oooooh Weeeet! I pressumed I was going to really shit the paper cuz I didn't study shite. But it's all good!
I failed to remember to bring a camera to east coast. A picture tells a 1000 words so don't count on me writting so much about what happened. I had the bloody best beef today at east coast hawker. I love all the funny parts of the cow. I got loads and loads of beef brisket and tendon!!! To die for.

So I got a call from Wilson, my friendly DJ guy at Frontal Labs. For all those who don't know about this Dj collective in Singapore, please check them out.

http://www.frontallabs.com

Go enter the contests for all those on a budget...can win one!

So anyways I will be assuming my role of photographer tomorrow will LOLa as the writer. Free clubbing, free booze, and a chance to exercise my psuedo journalistic skills.

Anyways I'm not going to just sign off without a photo for all your viewing pleasure. I've been inspired by a series of pictures from http://www.entensity.net/, they've got this series of hilarious pictures with the "DAMN NIGGA" tag attached to all of them. I've decided to "think global and act local" by using a very familiar phrase. So here it is...


Christopher.

Hellos.

In case you've been wondering about the origins of the blog name. It's not a spinoff from singlish, where we pronounce the R's as L's...OR R as AHH-ERR. Actually LOLLERSKATES comes from a spinoff of net speak, leet speak, geek speak, or whatever the fuck speak. I got it from my friend confidence Quek who's always smack talking me with his L337 5P3AK 5KL1ZZ5.

Jadified manages to turn it into something seductive though...with all the LA LAs it becomes lolaskates...oooooh!


Ok so here it is...LOLLERSKATES AND ROFLCOPTER.

There are also other variations, the word LOL, laughing out loud, has been deemed tedious by people who are lazy and they pronounce it literally lol...instead of EL OH EL...

Variations on the theme of LOL.

• Lolympics
• Solid Lold
• Lollerboarding
• Lolgasm
• Lollercoaster
• Lolls-Royce
• Lollerpop

I say again...it ain't singlish.

Christopher.

I was bored and I had the camera with me.

Roof of the Atrium in School.


My New LOLLERSKATES!


Hopefully I remember to take the damn camera out when I'm at east coast tomorrow, that is if I even manage to drag my ass there in the first place. My tummy is currently on fullness...I had yummy sushi bowl and california roll for dinner. Thanks Mother.

I sometimes wonder why the hell I even bother going for class. The bloody marketing lecture was once again a waste of time. My effeminate voiced lecturer amused me today with his ramblings on segmentation...jeez dude haven't we already learnt that? Well the marketing project got in today. I'm glad it's all over. That piece of shit was really bogging me down. Best buy of it all my vietnamese classmate didn't do a single thing. Not a single word in the report was from him. And he conveniently blames it on us.

I had a pretty good time after school, went to 6th ave coffee bean for my fave Pure Chocolate ice blended. My friend drew a before and after picture of me. It's based off the one from my IC and my SIM Matriculation card. Check it out.


Accurate or not?

I had the most fascinating conversation last night. I miss having talks like that over the phone into the wee hours of the morning...resulting in my missing class. But what the hell, it's all good.

My feet and shoes are starting to disagree with one another. I want my skates. Tuesday after pluralism I'm going to east coast again.

I'm bloody addicted.

Chris.

Oh my god, I never knew all this blog crap was so difficult. My eyes feel like their gonna pop just from adding a tag board and links. I thought it would bloody simple. If not for Carynn...I think I'd probably screw the whole thing up. So ladies and gents, there's links and there's a tag board. So tag away.

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