Malaysia Madness.

Thursday, January 19, 2006
Yeah so I went to KL for the weekend. I just had to get away from this place after a long week at work. It was the first time in my life I worked all alone in the shop 11.5 hours a day (yes we open from 830am to 8pm!) all alone! The reason for the early hours is to cater to tourists leaving for tours and all those kiasu people wanted to catch the complimentary breakfast buffets at the Chatterbox Restaurant. I also needed to take a break well before school itself kicks into high gear. I needed a getaway so so so badly.

Anyhows we got hooked up on a sweet deal with the coach thrown in and accomodations at the Renaissance for only $160! I had my initial apprehensions of travelling on a bus all the way there. I mean sitting in a confined place with aircon blasting away in your face was not exactly my idea of a good start. However it proved to be a rather relaxed experience, the bus left at 630am, forcing me to sleep the entire way. I woke up and found myself in KL. BEST BUY. Plus there was plenty of leg room and the adjustable seats helped nicely with the slumber as well.

And yes. Onboard entertainment.

We got there at approximately 1pm if my memory serves me right. It was a nice change from the constant rain that we previously experienced in Singapore over the week. Frankly speaking I can't really remember much in terms of the events and how they took place in chronology. I remember lot's, and I mean shitloads of crowded places. Imagine the wisma-taka underpass on a rainy day times SUPER HOT SHOPPING CENTRE WITH ZERO MERCY VENTILATION.

Get the picture right?

It didn't really agree with me either.

Taxis are possibly the best way to get around given the air quality and the heat. But most of them charge you a flat rate of ten ringers from point A to B. Of course I came across the occasional mofo wanting 15.


But you know all in all I had a lot of fun. I even checked out Zouk KL. It's very much like the Zouk of old, you know, before the whole multi million dollar renovation. The similarity is almost creepy. But the crowd is very different. The whole melbourne shuffle thing seems to be a really big thing there, and so are oversized raver pants and get this...sunglasses. Almost 30% of the peeps in the club were wearing sunglasses. Don't ask me why. But due to the lack of clubbing spot knowledge we headed to Zouk KL two nights in a row. Both nights seemed to be really hard trance, Saturday night was resident Dj Fono on the decks. Really nice. But of course not everyone likes DEE-DEE-DUI-DUI trance like myself. So I was forcefully taken to the phuture equivalent of Zouk KL called "the loft". In essence it is much smaller than it's Singapore counterpart, but the music is very much the same. RNB BALLS. It was fun of course.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED IF YOU'VE GOT A HOT DANCING PARTNER.

I believe it was day two when I checked out KLCC, site of the famed petronas twin towers. I don't know about you but seeing the twin phallic towers was worth the trip to me. Looking all the way up gave me some backaches. You can go up for a tour and stuff but it's only limited to the joining bridge in the middle of the building. I chose not to be a tourist and opted out.

The shopping centre is filled with your typical upper class Atas type brands, nowhere for broke college kids like myself to be hanging out in. The only thing I got there was dunkin' donuts and A&W cheeekin. And oh yes, I also scored on some nice facila cleanser and moisturizer. I bet you wanted to know that too.

Also on the second day we went to BB Plaza, I'm assuming BB stands for Bukit Bintang. I'm not really sure but anyways it's kind of like far east plaza and sim lim square rolled up into one. Weekend crowds of both places to the power of ten as well. There's loads of stuff to be bought there, like most places however, more stuff for girls than guys. I got myself 2 tshirts. The black one shrank to porportions only fit for my little sister. I also got 2 tubs of sebastian hair clay for hundred ringgit!!!! WOOT. BEST BUY.

Signs with errors always humour me.

The last day before we left, we went to Crystal Jade La Mian and Xiao Long Bao for lunch. It's so damn friggin cheap, I had xiao long baos with Foie Gras inside can! Ordered my favourite Dan Dan mian but it was swimming in enough oil to soak an entire lifetime's worth of facial blotters.

But still damn shiok.

Christopher.

Hell Week Part Two.

Sunday, January 15, 2006
Ok folks it's all over.

I made it through the hell week of working 12 hours straight in the friggin' shop last week. I did get some help along the way from Charmaine my sister. However she stayed in with me a total of what may have been 4 hours max over the course of 2 days. The only productive thing that comes to mind is getting sticky tape for me and relieving me while I went for lunch. Other than that there was of course the long nonsensical conversations which I so enjoy with her.

We hate work.

I racked in a total of 96 hours working time during my holiday stint at the shop. I don't really know how much that translates to financially speaking, my parents have a sort of token system when it comes to paying me for my time at the shop. It better be worth it though. It's really hard for me to come to terms with a sum of money in order to compensate me for not only my time but also the time spent in the shop rotting away the hours while reading books/magazines/newspapers 3 times over in a feeble attempt to escape the boredom.

There are several things I need the money for, new year clothes, guitar pedals, guitar amplifier, ipod, new underwear.

Along my numberous solitary meals at the taka food court I spotted this.

Ain't nothing like a nice japanese inspired shower after work!

WTF is Bukkake?

Well if you really need to find out, click here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake

I'll post pictures and nice long descriptions of the KL trip and Dylan the amazing cairn terrier soon!

Christopher.

Hell Week Part One.

Monday, January 09, 2006
I'm sitting here in front of my computer still recovering from day one of hell week. I got up today at 7am, made it in time for work at 830am. Popped by the newstand and spinellis, loaded up on New Man, Men's Health and a double shot mocha in a vain attempt to evade boredom.
Drifted in and out of sleep in front of my shop counter till 11am.

How's that for productivity?

Anyhows, under my mother's strict instructions my sister showed up for work. Scheduled to arrive promptly at 1pm, she instead arrived fashionably late at 430pm! She spent the time talking nonsense to me, while taking extended breaks at old chang kee and mishandling customers. We also did some origami cut outs.
Feast your eyes on our handiwork!

These turned out pretty nicely.

Originally intended as cut out men, we made them conjoined in a fit of spasmodic rage.

Boredom and our unclean curiosity got the better of us in the end.

I'm getting a new dog! Correction, Charm is getting a new dog. She refuses that I chip into the cost of getting one. I guess it's a claim to stake her ownership over the dog. It's going to be a Cairn Terrier puppy! We've decided on the name Dylan. I'm so sick of names that end with a 'Y' or 'Ie'. They have such an irritatting ring to them.

In the spirit of anticipation Charm got these!

She's going to be such a beautiful puppy!!!!!

I can't wait.

Yes and there's also a new addition to the household. A cat. I hate them. But just like an annoying sibling you got to accept them.


The cat has spent most of its time preying on my friends, clawing at them and at times biting.


But Miko can be a real cutie too.

Tomorrow day 2.

NI NAH BEI!

Christopher.

Brothers!

This post is especially for Davinnia who commented on my post on Peter Jackson.

I still think he's adaptation opportunist personified.

Not only that, he's also a Michael Moore lookalike!

Same face and nose, different glasses and facial hair.


Davinnia - You know you love me.

Christopher.

Hell Week Here I Come.

Sunday, January 08, 2006
Firstly I hate drum machines.

Heck I hate all forms of musical sequencers. My jam session today reinforces that. Sadly my drummer couldn't make it, he went up to desaru for the weekend. Instead accompanying us on drums today was Benson's drum machine. Not a really good choice but heck you make do with what you have. Everything was constant, the beat and timing; all that with the overt absence of fill-ins!

As a result of the whole digital participation in the jam session I simply lost all mood to play. Equipment failure was the flavour of the day as well. My amp sounded like crap, and only at the end of the jam session that I realized that it was because I didn't plug my cable in properly. BEST BUY. Suffian, our vocalist and bassist; his bass amp kept going bonkers and losing it's signal. I think it's time to find a new studio.

Things would have been better if "Later Lam" could have played drums.

However Later Lam seems rather shy possibly due to the fact that it's her first ever meeting with my band members, yet alone her first jam session.

Well things were rather productive though, they are always! We worked on two new songs today, which was really good. I really like one of them but the other one I'm just not feeling. I'm trying to pull away from the typical rock sound of the band and maybe do something with a little jazz flavour in it, or maybe something slightly progressive.

Later Lam made me go over the other day to become Carpenter Chris. I'm not really sure why but I have a certain affinity towards that word Carpenter. Nicholas would understand completely if he reads this. This attraction originates from that show "Growing up". You know that one long long ago where it had Jamie Yeo going "Maaaaaaaaaaah...." and "Paaaaaaaaaa...". I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

Well Gary played by Andrew Seow was always refered to a CARPENTER BOY...in a rather derogatory manner.

YOU'RE JUST A CARPENTER BOY, YOU'RE NOBODY! NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok enough of that. When I write a song with those lyrics and other of Nicholas' nonsense, I'll post it online with guitar wankage of copious abundance.

Carpenter Chris drilled 9 holes in a solid concrete wall on a landed property and put up 4 mirrors in record time! I did it within an hour, of course pausing to wipe the beads of sweat from my tender body and for some cool beverages as well.

Carpenter Chris at work.

I would say that my skills of handyman proportions were derived from my dad. Holding light bulbs, ladders, drills and straightening nails for him; surely has to amount for something!

The finished product!

Hell week begins. Oh yes it does.

My parents are leaving tomorrow for a week of enjoyment in chang mai staying with my uncle in his big ass bungalow, that damn place even has a basement and a front yard big enough to play a round of street soccer in. As a result of which I have to man the shop 24/7.

Oh the joy.

Christopher.

Beauty in Dissonance

Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Yeah happy new year to all. It's 2006 right now. My new year's resolution of assembling the pedal board of doom has started! I've totally ditched multi effects. I have finally got my Radial Tone Bone distortion pedal. WTF am I refering to. Well distortion is the effect which turns your otherwise grandfather's country music tone of the guitar into a growling howling blood thirsty monster looking for fresh meat.

Needless to say I love it. If distortion was a type of food, I'd have a distortion buffet at every meal of everyday. And I'm sure Isa will agree with me. "Why everything also got so much distortion???" He never fails to tell me that everytime I crank it up. The pedal is simply amazing. I know it sounds like a huge exaggeration but it's as if I'm hearing the guitar for the first time in my life. Or more rather my own sound for the first time. It's just so responsive. I can hear every single thing going on, the pedal responds to all my little nuances and idiosyncrasies of my playing whether good or bad.

For something to sound this good, you'd probably think there's a bunch of little heavy metal elves hard at work within the chassis. I wish this was so, but in actuality it's due to the presence of a tube! Don't ask me how tubes work or whatever. All I know from experience is that, if it's got a tube in it, it's going to rock.


BEHOLD THE MAGIC LANTERN!
There it is, THE TUBE, in all its warm glowing glory!

This baby lists for about USD$250...I got it for a mere SGD$200.

Thank you Brother Benson!

I've been so out of the whole clubbing thing. It's not that I've grown sick of it or anything like that. I still crave listening to good house music. Speaking of which, do check out the newest release by Deep Dish. It's called "The George Is On". Damn bloody good stuff. I would have sent it to Avis over msn if my msn was not acting so damn moody. The last gig I went to so far was Deep Dish at Zouk. Really good stuff. I just hate to spend Xmas/New Years/"Any other occasion's" Eve at a club. So packed. Perhaps I'm just claustrophobic or something. I've probably mentioned this before, there are tonnes of reasons why people go to a club. I just don't want to spend my New years there.

Good close company is always the best way to go.

I would have joined Avis and Maddie but so sorry I already had plans. I got an sms from him, "Brother I'm so fucking high right now, happy new year, I love you." I can only imagine what he would do to me if I was there in the flesh. Down boy, I'll be seeing you on thursday for lollering.

I went over to Valerie's place for dinner with her family and some family friends, it was really nice. Her mother is a domestic goddess, second to only that of my own mother of course. Lasagne, Shepard's Pie, Fettuccine, Cheese Cake, some fruit type pie and a KILLER SALAD DIP WOR! After which we headed over to Jachin's house for some drinks. It rained but it was never my intention to get wet. But some mofo had to start throwing people in the pool.

Wet with Cherie.

Dry with Valerie.

I don't have a picture of Jachin. Correction I don't have a frontal shot. But I do have a picture sneakily taken from his behind. When people get thrown in the pool they get wet, when they get wet they put on towels. Sad to say, Towels however slip.

Ass crack Shack Balls with Jachin.

Happy New Year.

I got a feeling this year is going to be a really good one.

Christopher.